Creature Feature

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Alien

A haunted house film in space, and the crew are contractors arguing about bonuses.

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Alien: Romulus

Fede Alvarez taking the franchise back to basics: young colonists, a derelict station, and one very bad idea.

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Alligator

A baby alligator flushed down a toilet grows huge on discarded lab animals in the sewers. John Sayles wrote it and it is a delight.

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A Quiet Place

A high-concept gimmick executed with real discipline. The nail on the stair is the whole film.

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Border

A Swedish customs officer who can smell guilt meets a man who smells like nothing she recognises.

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Cat People

Val Lewton was told to make a film from a title and a poster. He made one about a woman afraid of her own desire.

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Christine

Carpenter directing King's killer car in the same year he made almost nothing else work.

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Cloverfield

A monster attacks New York, filmed on a camcorder from street level, and the marketing invented a genre of mystery.

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Cocaine Bear

A black bear ingests a fortune in dropped cocaine and goes on a rampage. Loosely, very loosely, based on a true event.

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Contamination

An Alien knock-off with exploding chests and a Goblin score doing heavy lifting throughout.

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Cuckoo

A German alpine resort, Hunter Schafer, and Dan Stevens doing an accent. Deeply strange.

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Godzilla

A serious film about the atomic bomb with a man in a suit in it, and the American recut removed most of what mattered.

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Godzilla Minus One

Seventy years on, the series returns to what it was for: the war, the guilt, and the cost.

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Lamb

Icelandic, extremely slow, and entirely dependent on you accepting the thing in the second act.

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M3GAN

A robotics engineer builds an AI doll to parent her orphaned niece, and the doll takes the job seriously.

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Matango

Toho's mushroom people, made by the Godzilla team, and it is far bleaker than its reputation.

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Night of the Bloody Apes

A luchadora, a heart transplant from a gorilla, and real open-heart surgery footage spliced in.

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Night of the Demon

Bigfoot tears a man's genitals off. That is the scene, that is the film, that is why it was prosecuted.

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No One Will Save You

A woman alone in a farmhouse fends off an alien home invasion, with almost no dialogue in the entire film.

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Nope

Peele's best-looking film. About spectacle, and about what happens to the people who handle the animals.

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Overlord

Nazi zombies with a real budget and a unusually good first act. Better than the premise deserves.

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Phase IV

Saul Bass's only feature. The ants are shot like a nature documentary and it is deeply strange.

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Phenomena

Jennifer Connelly communicates with insects at a Swiss boarding school, and there is a chimpanzee with a razor.

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Piranha

Joe Dante's Jaws cash-in, written by John Sayles, and it is far smarter and funnier than it needed to be.

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Prophecy

Mercury poisoning produces a mutant bear in the Maine woods, and it is angrier about logging than most activists.

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Q: The Winged Serpent

An Aztec god nests atop the Chrysler Building and eats sunbathers, and Michael Moriarty is extraordinary.

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Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

The real Santa Claus is a horned thing frozen in a Finnish mountain, and a drilling company has found it.

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Sting

A girl raises a spider that fell from space in a New York apartment block, and it grows.

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The Birds

No score, no explanation, no resolution. Hitchcock withholding everything and getting away with it.

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The Descent

Six women, an uncharted cave, and a group dynamic already poisoned before anything goes wrong.

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The Fly

Under the effects it is a film about watching someone you love get a terminal illness, and Goldblum plays it that way.

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The Funhouse

Hooper on a real budget with Rick Baker's monster. Nowhere near nasty enough to be on this list.

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The Host

Opens with a real incident: formaldehyde poured into the Han river in 2000. Funny, which nothing else here manages.

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The Werewolf and the Yeti

Paul Naschy in the Himalayas. On the list almost certainly because somebody read the title and stopped.

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The Wretched

A teenager suspects the woman next door is a witch wearing the neighbours' skins. A word-of-mouth streaming hit.

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Troll Hunter

Norwegian students follow a poacher who turns out to hunt state-secret trolls. Deadpan and enormous.

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Xtro

A British alien-abduction film so incoherent and disturbing it has never been fully explained, by anyone, including its director.