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Director
Jalmari Helander
Year
2010
Country
Finland, Norway, France, Sweden
Runtime
85 min

Also released as

  • Rare Exports
  • The Truth About Santa Claus
  • Rare Export - From the Land of the Original Santa Claus
  • Különleges szállítmány: Egy karácsonyi történet

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale is a 2010 creature feature directed by Jalmari Helander, from Finland, Norway, France and Sweden.

The real Santa Claus is a horned thing frozen in a Finnish mountain, and a drilling company has found it.

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In Lapland, near the Russian border, an excavation opens a barrow. A boy works out that the original Saint Nicholas was not kind, that the reindeer are dying, and that the local children are being taken.

Jalmari Helander expanded his own short films into this, and the tone is a genuine achievement: it is a children's adventure film about a monstrous folk figure, shot with the seriousness of a survival thriller and a bone-dry sense of humour.

The reveal of what the excavation actually contains, and what the naked old men in the pen turn out to be, is the film's best idea and its title's joke.

It is one of the very few wholly original Christmas horror films, and it is Finnish rather than a cash-in.

Onni Tommila, the boy, is the director's nephew and is excellent.

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